For real though.
This is not the right time to be sick.
Lol this lady just saw me smoking with my friends and told me I’m wasting my life.
Bitch, I just got accepted to Dartmouth and two of my best friends are coming with me to the East Coast. And we’re getting a domesticated fucking bunny, so suck on that. :)
I hopped off the plane at LAX
and it was in that moment I realized I boarded the wrong flight and would miss the birth of my first child
so I put my hands up
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